Small Talk is a Crime.
And this book is your legal defense.
If you're an introvert who overthinks every text message, dreads elevator conversations, and has ever faked a phone call to avoid human contact...
This book was written specifically for you.
So who created The Rage Within?
Hi, I'm Lins. A funny introverted overthinker with a high-functioning anxiety radar and the social stamina of a baked potato.
For most of my life, I’ve quietly navigated the world trying to figure out how everyone else seems so... chill about talking. Like, actually talking. Small talk, no less.
The worst kind. The kind where you end up trapped in a “How about this weather?” spiral while mentally planning your funeral just to escape.
So I wrote a book.
Not a “fix your introversion” kind of book.
But a “laugh at how ridiculous it is to be human” kind of book.
Here’s What You’ll Discover Inside This Very Honest, Very Funny Guide
❌ Why Small Talk Should Be Illegal
From “So… what do you do?” to weather chat as emotional life support — learn how to survive meaningless conversation with your dignity (mostly) intact.
🚪 How to Escape a Conversation Without Faking a Seizure
Exit strategies, Irish goodbyes, and emergency drink-holding positions that get you out without saying “I gotta pee.”
🧃 Fake Extrovert Moves That Actually Work
Master the ancient introvert art of holding a drink and avoiding eye contact, nodding at the right times, and faking laughter like a seasoned social shapeshifter.
🥴 The Overthinking Olympics
A blow-by-blow of every social interaction you’ll overanalyze from now until the end of time. Including:
✅Group photos
✅Wedding tables
✅Elevator encounters
✅Eye contact (but make it noncommittal)
🧠 Inner Monologue Diaries
Real-life emotional crimes like being asked “What’s new with you?”, navigating a family gathering, or making small talk with someone’s cousin during a group photo.
Why I Wrote This Book
Because not everyone gets us.
Not everyone understands the internal screaming that happens when someone says “Let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves.”
But I do.
And I know if you're anything like me, you probably need a book that doesn’t try to change you, just gets you. And maybe makes you laugh while you navigate this chaotic world of social expectations and extroverted energy.
Who This
Is For
👇
🧠 The overthinkers who replay every interaction like a podcast no one asked to subscribe to — including the time you said “You too” to a waiter who said “Enjoy your meal.”
🚪 The introverts who have Irish exited everything from birthday parties to group chats… or RSVP’d “maybe” with no real intention of attending.
📵 The socially overwhelmed who use humor, memes, and fake voice memos as defense mechanisms against phone calls, small talk, and the horror of “Quick catch-up?” texts.
😅 The emotionally spiraling who’ve whispered “I’m fine” while staring blankly at a Slack notification.
If you’ve ever wished for an introvert survival manual that gets it...
not another dry self-help book with charts and shame...
then this is it.
It's Not For
You If...
✅You thrive at networking events and say things like “Let’s connect!” un-ironically
✅Small talk is your love language, and eye contact doesn’t make your soul leave your body
✅You’ve never rehearsed a text, overthought an email, or hidden in a bathroom at a social gathering
✅You find awkward moments uncomfortable instead of hilarious and deeply relatable
✅You dislike laughing out loud, being emotionally seen, or having fun while quietly spiraling
✅You prefer serious, professional self-help books that never mention group photo trauma
Still here? Thought so. You’re my kind of person. 🖤
About the Author
Lins is a writer, overthinker, and introvert who uses humor as both a coping mechanism and an art form.
She created The Rage Within as a brand for people who talk to themselves more than anyone else. Her work is part therapy, part comedy, and always brutally relatable.
What You Get When You Order
📘 An Introvert’s Guide to Small Talk (and Other Emotional Crimes)”
Instant digital download PDF
✅ 71+ pages of laughs, insights, and introvert-approved life hacks
✅ A guilt-free guide to surviving social situations with your dignity (mostly) intact
✅ Relief that you're not the only one:
Price: £9.99
No shipping. No human contact. Just instant digital introvert joy.
🎁 Plus, Get 2 Free Bonuses
When You Buy the Book
👇
🧠 Bonus #1: The Introvert Emergency Survival Kit
Your secret weapon for surviving a loud world (without losing your mind)
From fake-smile Zoom calls to chaotic group chats, this kit is your emotional escape hatch. It’s packed with:
✅ Quiet Exit Strategies (for when you need out - fast)
✅ Polite Panic Phrases (because screaming isn’t always socially acceptable)
✅ Workplace Survival Tips, Emergency Spiral Checklist & More
This isn’t just a bonus. It’s emotional armor for introverts, wrapped in humor, honesty, and painfully relatable truth.
📥 Delivered as a beautifully designed PDF ready to laugh at, print out, and cling to like a weighted blanket.
✨ Bonus #2: Quiet Power Affirmations – Printable Pack
10 beautiful, calming designs you can print, pin, or whisper to yourself while hiding in the bathroom at a party.
These affirmations aren’t fluffy. They’re fierce in a gentle way - designed to remind you that being quiet is a strength, not a flaw.
✅ Clean, minimalist designs
✅ Cozy fonts, soft pastels
✅ Insta-worthy, wall-worthy, soul-soothing
You’ll want to tape them to your mirror, your laptop, and your soul.
A4 Size Printables
Still Scrolling?
Hey, I get it. Overthinking is kind of your thing.
Here’s the TL;DR:
You're not broken.
Social exhaustion is real.
And sometimes the best way to deal with it is to laugh your way through.
Click the button below to grab your copy 👇
A: Nope. It’s not a personality transplant. It’s validation (with jokes) that you’re already doing fine.
A: It’s a digital download in PDF format. No shipping. No doorbell anxiety. Instant introvert gratification.
A: It’s legit funny. Sarcastic, brutally honest, and slightly self-deprecating. Like a stand-up set performed quietly in the corner.
A: Absolutely. If you’ve ever overthought a “thumbs up” emoji or fake-laughed at a small talk disaster, you qualify.
A: No hard feelings. You can always pretend it was an ironic purchase.
A: Immediately. Faster than you can fake a phone call to avoid an awkward conversation.
A: Not yet! For now, it's digital, because mailing stuff involves logistics, and logistics are stressful.
A: Absolutely. They might not text you back to say thank you, but deep down, they'll feel it.
A: Emotionally? Yes. Physically? That’s between you and your emergency exit plan.
FAQ?
Questions you were to polite to ask!
👆
Still have a question?
Shot me a message and I'll get back to you soon.
I might have to spiral quietly for a while first!