Ode to the One-Event-a-Week Life 🌚🍼🛏️

Social once, that’s all I need,
Twice a week? That feels like greed.
Three times out? Oh, heavens no
That’s a disaster waiting to show. 😵‍💫

I need my snacks, I need my bed,
And silence loud inside my head.
Just let me stare at a drywall, please,
Not "Thirsty Thursdays" or wine and cheese. 🥛🛌

They brunch and mingle, glow and shine,
I bail then text, "I’m doing fine!"
One event max, then full shutdown,
'Cause I’m not made for “social town”. 😌

So, raise a mug to all who flee,
After one hour of that extrovert spree.
Recharge in peace, avoid those scenes
We’re introverts, not social machines. 🤖

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