🖤 10 Things an Introvert Has Googled at 2AM

Because sleep is optional when you’re overthinking your entire personality!

1. “How to cancel plans without sounding like a psychopath”
(…but also without leaving the house ever again.) 🛋️📵

2. “What happens if I never answer that text?”
Asking for a friend. Who is me. 📱

3. “Can social burnout cause actual death”
Science is unclear. I’m not. ☠️🧠

4. “How to fake a power outage via email”
So I don’t have to join the Zoom call that could’ve been an exorcism. ⚡📧

Ten things introverts are googling late at night

5. “Is it normal to rehearse arguments that haven’t happened yet”
Apparently yes. But I’m still not convinced. 🗣️🌀

6. “Can you die from awkwardness”
Follow-up: “If not, can I volunteer.” 🙋‍♀️

7. “How to say no politely but with finality”
Includes translation: “No worries if not” = “Please never ask me again.” 😬🚫

8. “Why am I like this”
Then again, what if I like being like this? 🤷‍♀️🌒

9. “Introvert vs hermit vs cryptid quiz”
Turns out I’m 87% forest witch. 🌲🔮

10. “Can a person live a full life in a blanket fort”
Pros: comfort, isolation, snack shelf.
Cons: society. 🧺🍫🚷

Ten things introverts google at two am

From Google spirals to public ones:

👉 Public Transport and My Will to Live!

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