🤯The Group Chat Has Become Self-Aware

It always starts with good intentions: “Let’s plan dinner.”

Two weeks later, there are 73 messages, three existential crises, and somehow… no actual dinner.

It’s like being trapped in an episode of Black Mirror written by a committee of emotionally unstable raccoons.

You mute the chat.

It unmutes itself.

You try to leave.

It pulls you back in with a gif.

And it’s always that one person typing like they’re narrating a voice note:

“Sooo I was thinkingggg maybe we could do Fridayyyy?

But like not too late bc I’ve got Pilates and also Jeremy has a thing?”

NO. BE GONE.

Group chats are just passive-aggressive calendars with memes. And I am tired.

🧠🧨 The Management (currently ghosting 3 chats and a family thread)