Why Is Everyone Yelling on the Internet? 😵‍💫📣

Right.

So,

I logged on to check the weather ☁️… and somehow ended up in a full-blown argument about oat milk 🥛😳.

Twitter (or X or whatever the rebrand trauma is today) used to be for jokes and news.

Now? It's just people yelling in caps lock about things that aren't real:

“IF YOU PUT TOMATOES IN THE FRIDGE YOU DESERVE TO GO TO JAIL.” 🍅🚔

What?! I just wanted to know if it’s raining in Croydon 🌧️.

Everyone’s on edge. Everyone’s shouting. And half the time, no one knows what the original point was 🧠❓

I scroll for 30 seconds and I’ve accidentally: 🔘

Joined four movements 🔘

Been guilt-tripped into adopting a llama 🦙

Signed a petition against forks 🍴🚫

Even memes are aggressive now: “This is SO YOU.”

Is it though?

Is it, Lucy? 😐

All I wanted was a forecast and a cat video. What I got was a crisis and an identity spiral 🌀🐈‍

🌪️📱 The Management (logging off to scream into a cardigan)🧶